b4tmatt: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you....
Wands up for Lily and James Potter who gave their...
fuckyeaahfunniestposts: faithtrustnalittlebitofpixiedust: HOLY SHIT. How did I forget?
Getting out of bed for school in the morning: →
Ghetto girls on the phone in public,
chickenismyfriend: And I told her “Shaniquwa YOU NEEDA SLAP DAT HOE”
The sad fact ladies, is that there is someone who...
theannoyingskwid: littlemissdorkette: poemsandstories: and give birth to the chosen one
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
shabna: absolutelydreamy: A Dell.
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likeaprettylittlebluebird: Rest In Peace Stuart Walker. A 28 year old, gay man who was beaten and tied to a lamp-post at the earlier hours of Saturday morning. He was then set on fire, and burnt to death. Homosexuality is found in over 400 species, homophobia is found in one. So, which is natural now?
most-awkward-moments: if animals don’t want to get eaten why are they made out of food