iwillmindfuckyou: this girl is my hero
grantgustini: sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead
My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick...
cobrastarnip: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like ‘please date me I’ll pay you’
need I say..
i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting...
reblogthisandthat: when in reality they look like this: and i’m just sitting there like: BITCH PLEASE.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%
most-awkward-moments: Unless you’re donating blood.
numbsex: My boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn’t exist