Sometimes I feel really attractive...but then I... →
i don’t even know how i feel about this
wtfsofunny: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
Me: Hi! Charmander, Bulbasaur, or Squirtle?
Me: Aaaaaand we're done here.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
hipsterwavves: I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
I hate it when teachers say "from all this...
damnthatswhatshesaid: From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single.
what do you even do at a nightclub like is there wifi
conanofallon: oh fuck movie montages always make me emotional they could have a montage of nicholas cage yelling against sad piano music and i would STILL start crying
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
pureblood-: So I saw this last night and before I could even process what I was doing I made this