methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
joshshutcherson: bored b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o r e d b o ...
lnternetporn: That voice in your head that you read all text posts in
exit152: the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
When you're in class and someone asks you for a...
tobillo: humans are so weird like how we have the ability to think something is cute like what the fuck is that and why do we have it
seamusodoherty: “At olive garden we’re as passionate about cheese as you are” Oh no olive garden I don’t think you understand how passionate I am about cheese
idiotblogger: The earth sound like a very delicious item on a desert menu “a solid center with hot layers and a thin crust”
When you see a mosquito on your friend's shoulder →
theannoyingskwid: omg i just realized that you actually have to be good at something to succeed in life
sailorswayze: In the scene in Titanic where Rose realizes that Jack froze to death my dad leaned over to me in the theater and whispered “Jack Frost” and I laughed so hard It sounded like I was crying and everyone in the theater thought I was crying.