July 2012
- Doctor: I think you should stop masturbating
- Me: Why?
- Doctor: Because i'm trying to examine you.
if u sit on the computer 4 more than 3 hours a day im totes judging you like so bad u knoe.
why is this in the black people tag
why are you in the black people tag
some questions are better left without being answered
June 2012
how do you look down at your beautiful baby that you carried for nine months and spent so many hours giving birth to and this thing is going to change your life etc etc
how do you do that
and then decide to name that baby laquisha
maybe i can ask my wisdom teeth for advice