rainbowballz: this has bothered me since day fucking one why do Little Bear’s parents wear clothes when this little shithead is walking around BUTT NEKKID
deerpong: nickphoenix: ITS BRITNEY BITCH but on official documents it’s Bitch, Britney
mr-radical: adriofthedead: astrobit: what if you woke up one day and your butthole was gone oh my god I wouldn’t give a shit
Chipotle's view on gay marriage
Cosmo sex tip #468
Whenever he moans your name, yell “No! This is Patrick!” with increasing volume each time.
michellleobama: barackobama: paulyoptosaurus: its 2012 why cant we print food off the internet god damnit obama I will punch you in the mouth. Barack sit down
ander-son:finnickerr: come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence i am eight but i will soon benign
hiddlebumz: cosmo tip #247 during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
at forever 21
me: one time i took a shit and it looked like this store
Cosmo sex tip #263
nikolascarbone: After sex, lean over and gently whisper into his ear, “That was so Raven.”
The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery.
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless you experience my penis I just choked on my food. that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
dirktier: list of things i need to do a lot things im not doing any of that
kiddblink: so when do i get my license
youresuchabaka: littlepreservedfox: allenwalkersdick: thebluepalace: allenwalkersdick: d-gay-porn: hi hi hi hi if you shave your anus you cant fart silently hi
liampain: this is my moms current facebook picture this isn’t even our house
daveakhiin: heyitspj: marymargee: I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE OH MY SWEET JESUS why were you on a gay porn website for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
vanillish: nice haircut miley where did you get it a garbage disposal OOOOHH Tssssssssssss
when somebody gives u chocolate and it's dark...
irenigg: tublicalor: irenigg: Actually, dark chocolate improves the mind, so BRING ON THE BRAIN CHOCOLATE! u geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle