August 2012
77 posts
rainbowballz:
this has bothered me since day fucking one
why do Little Bear’s parents wear clothes
when this little shithead is walking around BUTT NEKKID
deerpong:
nickphoenix:
ITS BRITNEY BITCH
but on official documents it’s Bitch, Britney
mr-radical:
adriofthedead:
astrobit:
what if you woke up one day and your butthole was gone oh my god
I wouldn’t give a shit
Chipotle's view on gay marriage
andrewbreitel:
Cosmo sex tip #468
Whenever he moans your name, yell “No! This is Patrick!” with increasing volume each time.
michellleobama:
barackobama:
paulyoptosaurus:
its 2012 why cant we print food off the internet god damnit obama
I will punch you in the mouth.
Barack sit down
ander-son:finnickerr:
come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence
i am eight but i will soon benign
hiddlebumz:
cosmo tip #247
during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”
at forever 21
me: one time i took a shit and it looked like this store
Cosmo sex tip #263
nikolascarbone:
After sex, lean over and gently whisper into his ear, “That was so Raven.”
The Beach Boys song “Vegetables” features the sound of Paul McCartney eating raw celery.
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
dirktier:
list of things i need to do
a lot
things im not doing
any of that
kiddblink:
so when do i get my license
youresuchabaka:
littlepreservedfox:
allenwalkersdick:
thebluepalace:
allenwalkersdick:
d-gay-porn:
hi
hi
hi
hi
if you shave your anus you cant fart silently
hi
liampain:
this is my moms current facebook picture
this isn’t even our house
daveakhiin:
heyitspj:
marymargee:
I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
OH
MY
SWEET
JESUS
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
vanillish:
nice haircut miley where did you get it a garbage disposal OOOOHH Tssssssssssss
when somebody gives u chocolate and it's dark...
irenigg:
tublicalor:
irenigg:
Actually, dark chocolate improves the mind, so BRING ON THE BRAIN CHOCOLATE!
u geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle
